Funny horoscopes and fortunes for 2014 - parody astrology

Our funny horoscopes just got funnier with parody astrology! Brought to you by our favourite zodiac expert Ermstrum Galanheit, choose from your astrological star sign and check out your free daily funny horoscope with a beautiful parody of your love and romance readings for 2014. Your very own star-sign profile, whatever zodiac you are, is awaiting your own personal parody! Just click on the appropriate zodiac sign below and you'll be whisked away into a hilarious horoscope journey. Many people base many aspects of their life on their horoscopes.
Select your funny star-sign:
Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer | Leo | Virgo | Libra |
Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces
Aries Profile

Aries

Birth date: 21 March - 19 April

 
 
Taurus Profile

Taurus

20 April - 20 May

 
Gemini Profile

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

 
Cancer Profile

Cancer

22 June - 22 July

 
Leo Profile

Leo

23 July - 22 August

 
Virgo Profile

Virgo

23 August - 22 September

 
Libra Profile

Libra

23 September - 23 October

 
Scorpio Profile

Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

 
Sagittarius Profile

Sagittarius

22 November - 21 December

 
Capricorn Profile

Capricorn

22 December - 19 January

 
Aquarius Profile

Aquarius

20 January - 18 February

 
Pisces Profile

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

 
 


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