Funny horoscopes and fortunes for 2014 - parody astrology

Our funny horoscopes just got funnier with parody astrology! Brought to you by our favourite zodiac expert Ermstrum Galanheit, choose from your astrological star sign and check out your free daily funny horoscope with a beautiful parody of your love and romance readings for 2014. Your very own star-sign profile, whatever zodiac you are, is awaiting your own personal parody! Just click on the appropriate zodiac sign below and you'll be whisked away into a hilarious horoscope journey. Many people base many aspects of their life on their horoscopes.
Select your funny star-sign:
Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer | Leo | Virgo | Libra |
Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Aquarius | Pisces
Aries Profile


Birth date: 21 March - 19 April

Taurus Profile


20 April - 20 May

Gemini Profile


21 May - 21 June

Cancer Profile


22 June - 22 July

Leo Profile


23 July - 22 August

Virgo Profile


23 August - 22 September

Libra Profile


23 September - 23 October

Scorpio Profile


24 October - 21 November

Sagittarius Profile


22 November - 21 December

Capricorn Profile


22 December - 19 January

Aquarius Profile


20 January - 18 February

Pisces Profile


19 February - 20 March


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