Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Today

star sign: Aquarius

Aquarius

20 January - 18 February

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To make yourself feel beautiful, hug a tree, kiss a baby, read a classic, and then take a long train journey. After that, you'll still be an ugly bugger, but you'll be so tired you won't even care. You might feel "world weary", but the truth of it is that you don't do anything worthwhile. This week may be a good opportunity for you to change that. The newspaper will become a source of great amusement this week as an article tickles your fancy in almost every way.