Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Today

star sign: Aquarius

Star sign: Aquarius

Star date: 20 January - 18 February

Feeding stray cats may seem important to you today in order to get a feeling of overwhelming satisfaction. Life throws us all crazy things now and then. Like swords made of ham. And dogs on skateboards.

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Date: 22nd May 2013
Employee of the month awards carry a penalty - the penalty of ridicule. "Hunky-dory" - a beautiful phrase that will sum up the day, week and month for you. You see, it's just going to be tip-top from here-on-in and the smile on your face is going to bug the living hell out of everyone. Sasquatch will not befriend you and live peacefully in your house.