Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Today

star sign: Aquarius

Star sign: Aquarius

Star date: 20 January - 18 February

And this was what was written in a sandwich in Mexico. Strangeness, huh? Gloomy times lay ahead. In biscuits one can find sweet, sweet redemption. Especially when soaked in Rum.

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Date: 4th February 2012
People say you make your own luck, but carrying around a sign that says "I'm needy and helpless" is probably not what they had in mind. You won't be hospitalised today, but things may not go as planned When trying to take the top of a bottle of paracetamol, you may find yourself contemplating destroying the universe.