Your Funny Aquarius Horoscope for Wednesday, 11th Apr 2012

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star sign: Aquarius

Aquarius

20 January - 18 February

Public speaking is a big fear for you. However, shouting "Arse!" inside a supermarket is not usually an effective way of curing your problem. Breaking bad news to someone today may break your heart, but please remember to wash the blood off your hands before hand. Anything someone says today that is unkind is probably meant in jest, you ugly bastard.

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