Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Monday, 2nd Apr 2012

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star sign: Taurus

Taurus

20 January - 18 February

With all you've been through you should be glad that this week will actually come to a close. Your appetites for love are not dampened by the loss of a limb...but your partner's might be. Rumour has it that hotdogs might be 90% snout. But you, sir, are 100% arse.

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