Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Tuesday, 10th Apr 2012

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star sign: Cancer

Cancer

20 January - 18 February

Praying to false gods never seemed so good after this week. You may become friends with a self-proclaimed tribal warrior named Alf. Like your life, peanuts can be dried, roasted, blanched and put inside little potato coatings. Just like your life.

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