Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Wednesday, 4th Apr 2012

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star sign: Cancer

Cancer

20 January - 18 February

Today might be tiring, but you will sleep easy this evening once everything has died down. You will find you get better sex advice if you stop talking to what you call "little people" in your nearby park.

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