Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Sunday, 8th Apr 2012

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star sign: Cancer

Cancer

20 January - 18 February

Open all boxes with caution today. Some boxes may contain deadly surprises and traps. Opportunity is waiting round every corner. All you've got to do is catch up with him, put him in a big box and beat him with big sticks. If you think you've got problems today, just wait until tomorrow!

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