Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Tuesday, 10th Apr 2012

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star sign: Scorpio

Scorpio

20 January - 18 February

If everything that's ever been said about you is true, why are you such a jackass? In biscuits one can find sweet, sweet redemption. Especially when soaked in Rum.

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