Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Monday, 9th Apr 2012

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star sign: Scorpio

Scorpio

20 January - 18 February

Dancing around like a fairy is a great way to lose weight and strengthen those legs. Be wary of emails claiming to be from PayPal or eBay - they are almost certainly your "most like a junky" friends trying to get a rise out of you. In fact, they're probably watching you from a webcam placed somewhere around the room you're currently in. We're 99% sure that's where these scam emails come from - people YOU know. Your aim to drink 10-15 litres of water today may come crashing down on you when you're stuck in traffic later this week.

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