Your Funny Aries Horoscope for Today

star sign: Aries

Aries

21 March - 19 April

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Whilst we are not all superhuman, some of us are at least able to go to sleep without pissing ourselves in the night. You do a lot of good work, make people pay for it! The stars indicate that walking under ladders is a bad idea for you this month.