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Feel free to go dancing until 3am with various transsexuals at a local notorious disco. Only this way will you be able to say "I've danced till the early morn with some crazy bender lady-boys!". Most of the things you believe in could be hacked apart by a fairly terrible dream. When the fish wander home cooking gently, who'll be there to open the froth?
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