Your Funny Cancer Horoscope for Today

star sign: Cancer

Star sign: Cancer

Star date: 22 June - 22 July

You don't have the right to tell anyone what to do, no matter how much you've lived through or how much you earn. Spreading lies about colleagues or friends may see dwindling relationships with those around you. And, yes, of course I know that's obvious - but you're the one who's going to do it! The stars predict rocky times for you and a loved one. Avoid making love in cramped places.

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Date: 4th February 2012
Your brother is heavy, no matter what you hear on the radio today. Terrible news is headed your way - the best way to save your sanity is by implicating as many people as possible in your demise.