Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Today

Luckily, today is the best day you're going to have over the coming months - so let loose. Incidentally, it may be in your "letting loose" that you cause the accident that sees you spend the coming months in traction. Overspending will find you slightly less well off this week. Don't be embarrassed by your actions today, embrace your flamboyant side.