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Your Funny Capricorn Horoscope for Today

star sign: Capricorn

Capricorn

22 December - 19 January

Any joke you have to seriously think about today is not worth 'getting'. This sad horoscope was brought to you in association with usedbandages.co.uk - for all your bloody used bandages. You yearn to be a farmer just so that you can be out standing in your field.