Your Hilarious Gemini Horoscope for Today

star sign: Gemini

Gemini

21 May - 21 June

Careful how you handle yourself today - others may be more tense than usual. Be warned about your general demeanour today as others will not take kindly to happy-clappy fools. It is tantalising to think that you may be the favourite person in your area. However, fame always leads to the embarrassing disclosure of old XXX tapes of you.




Gemini's are often known for their ability to enjoy spoof horoscopes. Astrology is something of a black-art. Comedy even more so. As such the position of the stars combined with our ability to drink ourselves into stupors, often conjur some less than satisfying comedy horoscopes. If you found your experience unsatisfying, please be assured that normal service has been known to resume once the stupor thaws.