Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Today
When walking down the street, trying not to step on the cracks in the stone, you must take care to avoid all steaming piles. Fire is your symbol for today.
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Date: 4th February 2012
You may become a danger to yourself this week, especially if you plan to surgically implant spikes on the ends of your fingers. You will feel an overwhelming desire to kiss everyone in sight today. You must decide how to continue.