Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Today

You must be cautious to ensure that you can make a quick getaway should unexpected events occur. Try to absorb plants into your skin in order to make yourself into some kind of Marvel Super Hero. Vegetables have always made you think naughty thoughts, so please bear in mind that any visits to market-places could leave you red-faced. Like a beetroot. Are you thinking of a beetroot? Are you being dirty? Cut it out!!