Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Today

Hopefully the pains you're currently experiencing will disappear over the coming hours. A picture frame will feature highly in your day today and will probably make you feel like you'd never gotten out of bed. Indeed, you'll probably end up going back to bed as soon as today's mishaps have had done with you. Knowing your hand span may become useful over the coming days, although the mystics will not give me any information as to how or why.