Your Funny Gemini Horoscope for Today
Eggs, flour, milk, potatoes, sage and onion stuffing - these are all the ingredients you need for a happy marriage and a pleasant evening. Try to avoid challenging yourself today. You may find that you are ready for a fall. The thought of you losing your mind is making you lose your mind. If you ever get out of that hole, the chances are that you're still going to be a neurotic plague of badness.
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Date: 22nd May 2013
I've written hundreds upon hundreds of horoscopes, but this one is the most special. Go with the flow and let people take advantage of you. Your friends will call you Jumbo.