Your Funny Leo Horoscope for Today

Avoiding the cracks on pavements can seem like a fun game, and probably is. Your ability to play this game may be affected by one or more broken legs. Your sub-conscience may decide to rebel against you today and force you to re-remember everything you had managed to block out. "I breed germs" is not a good way to answer the company telephone. Even if your company is called "I Breed Germs".