Your Funny Libra Horoscope for Today

star sign: Libra

Star sign: Libra

Star date: 23 September - 23 October

Your brother is heavy, no matter what you hear on the radio today. You are finally ready to face the world as yourself this week, so don't be afraid of anything. Broken bones may become a problem for you this week as you take a walk through a cemetry only to fall into a recently dug-out grave. Screaming seems to be on the agenda for you, too.

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Date: 23rd May 2013
Your ability to speak may be impaired today as you attempt to swallow half of a live hedgehog. This week may turn out to be a complete waste of all your time and efforts. Contemplate leaving your current situation at once. When we tell you that it's 'cryptic', we basically mean that we made it up.