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star sign: Pisces

Pisces

19 February - 20 March

Any satisfaction you had about not having a police record, may be undone today. The size of your shoes indicates that you are unlikely to fall over in a mild earthquake. Telephone salesmen may come through for you this week and finally offer you something useful and at a decent price.