Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Today

Reality TV shows are not crying out for someone like yourself. You are not photogenic and could probably do with setting your sights much lower. All the time you spent on learning French is never going to pay off. Your ability to think up lies on the spot may be challenged this week. Don't be afraid to run really fast - problems will catch up, but at least you've given yourself a few minutes to think up some bullshit explanation.