Your Funny Sagittarius Horoscope for Today

star sign: Sagittarius

Star sign: Sagittarius

Star date: 22 November - 21 December

In the grand scheme of things, today rates as a 0.001. You will be plagued by happy people, but don't be swayed by them, stay miserable.

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Date: 19th June 2013
Office politics may cause problems for you today if you arrive with a comedy tie. Weird is not a word you'd normally associate with your behaviour. That's because you're completely normal and sane and don't give a dog's dooberie about having fun.