Your Funny Scorpio Horoscope for Today

star sign: Scorpio

Star sign: Scorpio

Star date: 24 October - 21 November

Your mind is filled with thoughts of sexual inadequacy and hey, maybe you're right. Hopefulness can be a virtue, but naivity can bring you trouble. Put your mental abilities to the test today and try to figure out how best to spend the money you have in a non-frivolous way.

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Date: 4th February 2012
If you lose money today you can be assured that the nature of human kindness will mean you never see it again. This is because today the nature of human kindness is to be as mean as an old woman the day before pension day. The words you use to describe yourself may have to be revised today, after suffering what can only be described as "hell". There a lots of sweet delights in the air today, especially if a trip to the sweet shop is in the offing. And if not, well, it might not be quite so true.