Your Stupid Taurus Horoscope for Today

star sign: Taurus

Taurus

20 April - 20 May

You may never find what you're looking for, but at least you managed to find that picture of the chimp sitting on a toilet reading a newspaper. Many of the best lyrics are attributable today. Take into consideration that most songs are about love and adversity. Whilst bad things can happen in quick succession, it takes an absolute genius to screw up an entire life within 30 minutes.


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