Your Funny Taurus Horoscope for Today

star sign: Taurus

Taurus

20 April - 20 May

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It probably seems unreal right now, but you are likely to meet a long-lost relative over the coming month or so. Describing yourself in a local rag as "A badass dude from the badlands" is a great way to invite ridicule upon yourself. Scroll further down any web pages you access today, just in case there are hidden clauses you aren't aware of.