Mother's Reactions To Famous People : joke

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PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:

"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew."

MONA LISA'S MOTHER:

"After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"

COLUMBUS MOTHER:

"I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written!"

MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:

"Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:

"All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me."

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:

"Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

MARY'S MOTHER:

"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:

"But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something?"

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:

"The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye, Mister!"

JONAH'S MOTHER:

"That's a nice story. Now tell me where you've really been for the last forty years."

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:

"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed."

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