Your Funny Romantic Aries Horoscope for Today
Aries
21 March - 19 April
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It's a funny old world so you have to be wary of the people close by you. Some are out to get you in a mean way whilst some are out to get you in a physically pleasurable way. Sadly you'll be unable to work out who's who and that's your main problem today - who wants you and who wants to hurt you. Loving care is something that people write on shampoo bottles. What you need is a good hard boink.