Your Funny Romantic Aries Horoscope for Today

The best things in life are free, including back massages and sex. However, since it is possible to pay for these things one wonders this week whether they ought to be tried that way, too. Tenderness ought to be tried whenever possible. Always slapping the ass of your lover during love-making will not always be a turn on. Especially during or after 'piles' problems.