Your Funny Romantic Cancer Horoscope for Today

Football hasn't been known, historically, for bringing people together. Today may prove to be the exception to that rule as you'll fall in love with someone whose head looks very similar to a football. OK, so the stars were pretty much describing a situation where a self-prescribed course of celibacy may help you regain the confidence that is lacking in your love life. After all, being a complete dope and being rejected every other day can't help the morale much.