Your Funny Romantic Capricorn Horoscope for Today

The light is coming closer and soon you will see exactly what the future holds with a special someone. The light is a little bit blinding though, so you might want to duck out of the way when it gets within touching distance, or possibly even turn around. But don't turn around for too long or the light will be gone. We think it's a light. I've discussed it with a few other astrologers and it's either a light or a brick. You'll pray for better times once this week is done with. It's sad, really, but so many people are going to get a kick out of your failure. Next week - you'll start to see the funny side and your heart will unbreak.