Your Funny Romantic Capricorn Horoscope for Today

The post-office is going to be lucky for you today as a mystery package arrives for you that for once is neither ticking, covered in mysterious powder, or have red-stamped URGENT all over it. Everytime you have a weird day you wonder whether there's someone out there controlling your destiny. Is it possible for this kind of thing to happen by chance? You wonder. Today is going to be one of those days, though it is difficult to say whether it's going to be a good one or a bad one.