Your Funny Romantic Gemini Horoscope for Today

Less than a year will go by before you realise that the love you are currently experiencing is unlikely to ever be shared by your idol. However, they will break their toe in a skiing accident, so all is not lost. A horoscope will affect your decisions today as love will strike on your heart and make you ask someone out, someone you would never previously have had the heart do ask out. They'll still deny you your wishes but they may have an ugly step-brother who they reckon needs a "good seeing to".