Your Funny Romantic Leo Horoscope for Today

star sign: Leo

Leo

23 July - 22 August

You notice that in films, it is always those opposite-sex characters who are continually angry with each other, who eventually climb into bed and have lots of fun. As tempting as it might be to see if your nemesis is up for a rumble, be aware that nipples don't grow back if they're ripped off. Three times a lady is a hell of a lot of lady, you might think. But later on this week you might thinking "Well, now that just seems like a fairly standard amount of lady". And if you think that, well then I will have done my job.