Your Funny Romantic Libra Horoscope for Today

Pillows are a special addition to a couch or settee for a romantic evening - ensure the pillows don't have Mr T's face on them, or your own nose blood. Whilst you could have a case arguing that the two can be attractive, unless you're willing to put on Rocky III as a demonstration, I'd try to avoid it. Crazy people have been known to fantasize about people out of their league before committing heinous acts. Make sure that if you're going to fantasize that it's about someone who is as desperate as you before committing those heinous acts.