Your Funny Romantic Pisces Horoscope for Today

This week will see big advances in your love life. Your lonely existence will be replaced with a slightly less lonely existence when you are given a blow-up doll as a joke. Little do they know that this is exactly the gift you've been looking for... A horoscope will affect your decisions today as love will strike on your heart and make you ask someone out, someone you would never previously have had the heart do ask out. They'll still deny you your wishes but they may have an ugly step-brother who they reckon needs a "good seeing to".