Your Funny Romantic Scorpio Horoscope for Today

star sign: Scorpio

Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

Pillows are a special addition to a couch or settee for a romantic evening - ensure the pillows don't have Mr T's face on them, or your own nose blood. Whilst you could have a case arguing that the two can be attractive, unless you're willing to put on Rocky III as a demonstration, I'd try to avoid it.