Your Funny Romantic Scorpio Horoscope for Today

star sign: Scorpio

Scorpio

24 October - 21 November

Oooh, you lucky, lucky person. It's pretty amazing really that all this luck, romance and love are going to grab you by the hand and say "This is all for you, enjoy!" Spitting is a filthy habit and may put someone off you today. Instead of spitting you should attempt to siphon it out of your nose which is still a filthy habit, will definitely put someone off you, but at least you have an interesting story to tell for once.