Your Funny Romantic Taurus Horoscope for Today

The post-office is going to be lucky for you today as a mystery package arrives for you that for once is neither ticking, covered in mysterious powder, or have red-stamped URGENT all over it. Scientists will help you today by informing you that you can catch love in jars and spread love like a disease. This will cause your heart to leap and you'll immediately feel like you want to grab the nearest person and slurp their face off.