In what can only be described as the world's most incredible discovery, Chav Scientist, Archie Laughlan, has discovered a way of automatically pigmenting skin cells in the famous Burberry pattern, often seen in caps and clothes around Britain's least worthy pond scum, the Chav.

The technique, known as Chavadermitonomy, causes an electric flux across a layer of skin, activating nerve cells in square patterns and causing "rashing" along the nerve lines.

The overall pattern created on the skin is very similar to Burberry clothing. Archie Laughlan explains:

"It was a wicked discovery. Me and me gaffers wos, like, jammin' around with a car battery. Yunno, spittin' on it, connecting it to our nips and so on. Anyway, at the end of the day we got spooned on gin, came back to the office and started mucking about with a few things. Not to get too deep in the science cos we're patenting this, but yeah, like, solid. We got this thing happening on my arse that looked just like Burberry."

Chav scum around the UK are said to be excited by the new product, hoping it can be perfected to cause peach fuzz moustaches on the gents and the automatic shortening of skirts on the ladies. One chavscum commented:

"Boo yah!"

And then his mates slapped me round the head whilst he took a video of it on the mobile phone they stole off my associate. Frickin' pikies. You can expect to see this invention flying off shelves and straight into hidden compartments in hoodies, sometime around Christmas.

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