Outrage is sparking dangerously out of control amongst the scientific community today as results of Jacuzzi Studies have identified the existence of a fart in a busy jacuzzi.

The scientists involved in the study have been analyzing "guff" for several years, and identified the need for examining the existence of bottom-belches within rapidly fizzing jacuzzi water.


"It's essential to know that you're not about to climb into a bowl of wet hot fart," said Jon Masctrikt. "You don't want to step out a different colour than when you stepped in."

They have since discovered a detecting device, no larger than a pet mouse, which when placed in the water will warn of the existence of farts and is also able to point to the perpetrator. Their first test of the device ended in controversy as a rival scientific body was found to have pretty much filled the jacuzzi with their own dirty guff.

Rumours abound that limited violence broke out as one of the naked bathing scientists "followed through".

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