Stories Archive by Month - February

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Charlie Sheen May End Up Filming Two And A Half Men From Prison

Charlie Sheen May End Up Filming Two And A Half Men From Prison

ASPEN, Colorado - Charlie Sheen's attorney Gulliver Altoona has informed his client that things are not looking too good for him. Altoona told Sheen that the state of Colorado has informed him that they are sick

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Added: 06 February 2010
"Michael Jackson Was A Tranny Hooker"

"Michael Jackson Was A Tranny Hooker"

The little-known brother of Michael Jackson, Dwayne Jackson, has spoken in public for the first time about his brother's transvestitism. He said, "Sha'mon! He loved to play the lady. One time I saw him in this

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Vanessa Perroncel - Who Was The Number Five?

Whoever the elusive number five may be in the ongoing Vanessa Perroncel sex scandal, he is most certainly the most sought after individual in the UK. The problem is that he's keeping a low profile,

Super Bowl Tailgate Party To Feature Five Rap Bands

Super Bowl Tailgate Party To Feature Five Rap Bands

Kanye West, who is getting into artist management since he hasn't had too many bookings since the Taylor Swift microphone incident, is putting on a Super Bowl Tailgate Concert which will feature five rap bands. The

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Added: 06 February 2010
Packing Error Sends Viagra In Place of Vitamins To The International Space Station

Packing Error Sends Viagra In Place of Vitamins To The International Space Station

A thousand of doses of the popular male sex enhancement drug Viagra was sent to unsuspecting astronauts circling the Earth in the International Space Station. "The packaging was mistaken for vitamins," claims a NASA spokesman. "We

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Octo-mom Reveals Latest Pregnancy Results!

Octomom is back in the news with an announcement that she's pregnant again and is expecting a fresh new litter in August. A sonagram estimated the amount of fetuses at between 7 and 11. THis

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Added: 06 February 2010
Vanessa Perroncel - Expect More Revelations Soon - Terry Sacked As England Skipper

Vanessa Perroncel - Expect More Revelations Soon - Terry Sacked As England Skipper

Reports are flooding into my office tonight stating that John Terry has been sensationally sacked as England football captain by no nonsense head coach Fabio Capello. At this point I am still waiting for confirmation,

England Dump Terry; Unknown Gay Player Offered To Replace Him!

England Dump Terry; Unknown Gay Player Offered To Replace Him!

England manager Fabio Capello has dumped John Terry because of his recent antics and now is searching for a suitable replacement. "Gay as you Play" football magazine has offered Fabio some advice and offered one