Stories Archive by Month - February

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U.S. State Department In Soccer Shocker

U.S. State Department In Soccer Shocker

Fresh from the news that the British Government was going to take over the running of Newcastle United, the Premier League was left reeling after the U.S. State Department announced late last night that it

US To Outsource Future Satellite Destruction To China

US To Outsource Future Satellite Destruction To China

WASHINGTON - The Pentagon today announced that it will be outsourcing future satellite destruction to China, after evaluating the costs of Wednesday's shootdown of a crippled reconnaissance satellite.

 The Spoof
Added: 23 February 2008
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Barack Obama Exposed As A White Man

Houston, TX. - A simple rain shower. That's all it took to end a 46 year masquerade, the political career of Senator Barack Obama, and his hopes of becoming America's first black President.

 The Spoof
Added: 23 February 2008
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Mythbusters Buster Resigns To Join Cast of Smash Lab

(Ucs Television News) The Discovery Channel announced today That Mythbusters popular fall guy Buster has resigned from the fan favorite and long running program. According to Discovery, Buster has accepted a

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 23 February 2008
The Results Are In: American Idol Sucks

The Results Are In: American Idol Sucks

Now that American Idol has whittled itself down to just 20 contestants, the experts are finally voicing their opinions.

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Gazza Given Football-theme Padded Cell

Troubled ex-England footballer Paul Gascoigne has been placed in a soccer-themed rubber room based on his England glory days.

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Bblooper: The Tongue Diet

Yummy, yummy...

 BBSpot
Added: 23 February 2008
Pc Weenies: Single Geek Girl

Pc Weenies: Single Geek Girl

Life is tough for them...

 BBSpot
Added: 23 February 2008