Stories Archive by Month - February

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Show Me Subo's Money!

Show Me Subo's Money!

Susan Boyle's brothers want their sister declared incompetent. Susan was competent enough to care for their mother for years. She was fine living on her own prior to her earning millions of dollars. But now

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Aishwarya Rai Plans Move To London To Escape Paparazzi

Mind-bogglingly beautiful actress Aishwarya Rai is considering a move to London in a final bid to escape the attentions of the sordid members of the delinquent media and the Mumbai paparazzi. Speculation from The Mumbai Mirror

 The Spoof
Added: 27 February 2010
Simon Cowell Is Not Officially Engaged To His 'Afghanistani Idol' Mezhgan Hussainy

Simon Cowell Is Not Officially Engaged To His 'Afghanistani Idol' Mezhgan Hussainy

BEVERLY HILLS - American Idol judge Simon Cowell has not finally decided to say cheerio, arrivederci, adios, au revoir, sayonara, and bye-bye to bachelorhood. The 50-year-old "Sultan of Sarcasm" has not revealed that he is tired

Ashley Claims Cheryl Farts All The Time Anyway!

Ashley Claims Cheryl Farts All The Time Anyway!

Tabloids have been harking the demise of the Ashley Cole-Cheryl Colde relationship for months, but a sudden turn of events has added a dash of credibility to the rumors. On Tuesday, Ashley came out and admitted

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Susan Boyle Stalked By Fan With Multiple Identity Disorder

Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle is being stalked by a fan with multiple identity disorder or dissociative identity disorder (DID). Her website has received numerous emails all claiming to be written by different people when

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Daily Discord's CEO To Ban All Acronym Jokes (BAAJ)

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 Daily Discord
Added: 27 February 2010
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Subo Fanatic Creates Life-size Model

Super-duper-mega-fanatic, and wannabe SuBo suitor, 'ThomasTheCarpenter' has created a life-size model of Susan Boyle - out of mashed potatoes! "I've created every other type of 'tribute' to Susan known to man, so I decided to try

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Massive Unexploded WW2 Nuke Blamed For Okinawa Tremor

Japan - (Ebola Gay): The huge 7.3 quake centered some 80 kilometers east-southeast of Naha struck at 5.31am prompting fears it was caused by one of the 'lost' atomic bombs that ended World War II. The

 The Spoof
Added: 27 February 2010