Stories Archive by Month - July

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Highway To The Danger Zone

Highway To The Danger Zone

(Washington) On December 12, 2000, the United States Supreme Court established an elite fool from the bottom one percent as Supreme Commander. The purpose was to enrich the lost

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 05 July 2008
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Pro-life Groups Protest 2nd Amendment Ruling By Supreme Court

(Rapid City, IA) Ucs News-- While most Conservatives are thrilled with the Supreme Courts 2nd amendment decision, some groups are very concerned. According to the Pro-Life Action League's Eric Scheidler "The

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 05 July 2008
Money Found Growing On Tree In Scotland

Money Found Growing On Tree In Scotland

There was great excitement in Scotland yesterday, when money was discovered growing on a tree. Tree experts have said this is the first reported case of the phenomenon in Britain.

 The Spoof
Added: 05 July 2008
Angelina Jolie: I'm Cutting Back On My Male Fantasy Workload

Angelina Jolie: I'm Cutting Back On My Male Fantasy Workload

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Ia Splits From Serb In Latest Balkan Separation

Just when you thought your country couldn't get any smaller...

 DeadBrain
Added: 05 July 2008
United Airlines Announces Half Fares For Half Flights!

United Airlines Announces Half Fares For Half Flights!

Friendly Skies, UT - Innovation in times of higher fuel prices are the only way airlines are staying afloat. However United Airlines may have crossed the line in its latest attempt to shave and save

 The Spoof
Added: 05 July 2008
Top Tv Gardener On Run As Bodies Discovered After Garden Makeover

Top Tv Gardener On Run As Bodies Discovered After Garden Makeover

Do Human Sacrifices and Bizarre Fertility Rites Lie Behind Success of Top TV Gardener? Tabloid Claims Alan Titchmarsh on Run as Bodies Discovered After Garden Makeover!

 The Sleaze
Added: 05 July 2008
Call Centres Go On Strike; Robot Overlords One Step Closer To Domination

Call Centres Go On Strike; Robot Overlords One Step Closer To Domination

Empty call centres prompt downfall of human race.

 DeadBrain
Added: 05 July 2008