Stories Archive by Month - July

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Chelsea's Ashley's Cheryl Cole 'S Nipples Were Designed By Alexander Mcqueen

Alexander McQueen has crafted some of the most posh outfits from Chelsea's athletic supporters to the gowns for the biggest balls in London. Cheryl Cole unveiled a McQueen first and original when she displayed the

Michael Jackson Reincarnated As Cartoon Peter Pan; Adam Lambert Wants Role of Tinker Bell

Michael Jackson Reincarnated As Cartoon Peter Pan; Adam Lambert Wants Role of Tinker Bell

Neverland, CA - Michael Jackson's fans holding a vigil outside the gate of Jackson's former Neverland Estate were stunned Friday when Michael Jackson appeared in concert as a cartoon apparition of the storybook character Peter

Three Americans Killed While Filming Japanese Game Show

Three Americans Killed While Filming Japanese Game Show

Tokyo (Japan) Ucs News: In a shocking tragedy 3 American contestants lost their lives in a spectacular accident while filming the popular Japanese game show "I survived a Japanese game show".

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 04 July 2009
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Billy Mays Inks Deal To Represent Jesus Christ

Tampa,Florida (Ucs News) The Late TV pitch man Billy Mays has signed a 300 year contract to represent the lord our savor Jesus Christ. According sources in heaven the terms include

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 04 July 2009
Sarah Palin Resigns As Alaska Governor To Become Stay At Home Mom

Sarah Palin Resigns As Alaska Governor To Become Stay At Home Mom

Fed up with politics and tired of seeing her kids getting involved with the wrong crowd, Sarah Palin announced today that she will resign as Alaska Governor and devote all

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 04 July 2009
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Megan Fox To Do Full Frontal Nudity In Transformers 3

Megan Fox, near the top of several magazine's most beautiful woman list, has announced that she is willing to do full frontal nudity in Transformers 3. Said Fox in an interview in Hollywood, "I don't

 The Spoof
Added: 04 July 2009
Michael Jackson's Critics Celebrate Death of Pop Icon

Michael Jackson's Critics Celebrate Death of Pop Icon

ARLINGTON(Texas) Ucs News: While millions of his loyal fans mourn the tragic loss of Pop Icon Michael Jackson some in Texas have found reason to celebrate. "We are not really big

Michael Jackson Sex Tape Discovered

Michael Jackson Sex Tape Discovered

A tape showing dead pop singer Michael Jackson engaged in sexual acts has been discovered hidden away in a black sack during searches of his rented Hollywood home. Police officers who have seen the tape have