Stories Archive by Month - July

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Robert Pattinson Encouraged To Stay With Twilight Series By Jonathon Frid of Dark Shadows

Robert Pattinson Encouraged To Stay With Twilight Series By Jonathon Frid of Dark Shadows

Robert Pattinson, who recently startled fans by saying he may not go on with the Twilight series of movies because it would typecast him as "The Vampire Cullen" has been advised by someone who should

British Diplomat Quits Russia In Porno Vid Scandal

British Diplomat Quits Russia In Porno Vid Scandal

A British diplomat has been forced to quit Russia following the posting of a seedy home made porno video on the internet. Earl Grey was the Deputy Deputy to the Deputy Consular Deputy in Ekaterinaberg,

 The Spoof
Added: 11 July 2009
Crystal Defanti Loses Sex Toys On School Bus

Crystal Defanti Loses Sex Toys On School Bus

SACRAMENTO, CA - Parents of Isabelle Jackson Elementary school students were shocked today to find "an assortment of sexual enhancement devices" had been distributed to their children, according to the school's superintendent, Ima Soughtie. "I can...

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Mayora Tavares, 16, Arouses Barack Obama's 'Gigante Addormentato'

Aquila, Italy - A 16 year old Brazilian girl, Mayora Tavares, has caused a 'scandalo sensazionale' by catching the roving eye of the most powerful man in the world, Barack Obama. The perky breasted, fulsome

 The Spoof
Added: 11 July 2009
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Al Franken Gains Senate Seat; Looses Sense of Humor

Minnesota Democrat Al Franken admitted that since taking office as senator he has effectively lost his sense of humor.

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 11 July 2009
President Obama In Butt-gait

President Obama In Butt-gait

In Italy Friday, someone snapped US President Obama taking a quick look, checking out of a young lady's butt as she happened to pass by, climbing up some steps as he passed down them. In the

 The Spoof
Added: 11 July 2009
E-e-t News: Sarah Palin Cashes In. Monkeys Pass On Mcdonald's.  Healthcare In A Congressional Coma.

E-e-t News: Sarah Palin Cashes In. Monkeys Pass On Mcdonald's. Healthcare In A Congressional Coma.

(New York-NY) "The New York Times" published an editor's note this week stating pictures used in the paper's Sunday Magazine photo essay were digitally manipulated. The pictorial was shot by Portuguese

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 11 July 2009
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Miley Cyrus Will Make Cameo On "Wizards of Waverly Place"

Miley Cyrus is set to appear on the forthcoming season of the series, Wizards of Waverly Place, which stars Selena Gomez, one of Cyrus' long-time rivals. Producers are currently discussing Miley's role with Miley's dad, Billy

 The Spoof
Added: 10 July 2009