Stories Archive by Month - October

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Adam Lambert's New Album Cover Rated #1 Target At Masturbater's Anonymous Indoor Target Range!

Adam Lambert's New Album Cover Rated #1 Target At Masturbater's Anonymous Indoor Target Range!

Copies of Adam Lambert's latest album are selling like mad down at the Masturbater's Anonymous indoor target range as wankers from around the county have primed their pumps for some target-ready action! Rated the sleeziest album

 The Spoof
Added: 31 October 2009
E-e-t News: Obama Ruled American, Priests Against Health Care, Sarah Palin Won\'t Use The "R" Word

E-e-t News: Obama Ruled American, Priests Against Health Care, Sarah Palin Won\'t Use The "R" Word

(Wasilla-AK) Soon to be Playgirl pin-up and almost son-in-law to Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston seems intent on keeping his almost mother-in-law off balance. This week Johnston accused Palin of frequently describing

Study: Autism Causes Vaccinations

Study: Autism Causes Vaccinations

A new study conducted by the Outraged Citizens Against Scientists and Doctors (OCASD) coalition has found that there is a "clear and disturbing" trend between autism and medical vaccinations, says lead researcher Phoebe Moran.

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 30 October 2009
Hull City Manager Phil Brown To Face Fa Ban For Talking Shite

Hull City Manager Phil Brown To Face Fa Ban For Talking Shite

It's not been easy for Hull City manager Phil Brown, and things got even harder for him today after the Football Association announced it has started an investigation into Brown's after-match interviews in which he

 The Spoof
Added: 30 October 2009
Geek Thoughts By Coco Tandy

Geek Thoughts By Coco Tandy

I was driven to an event about event-driven programming...

 BBSpot
Added: 30 October 2009
Cheryl Cole Loses Bid To Hide Her Naked Body From Paparazzi

Cheryl Cole Loses Bid To Hide Her Naked Body From Paparazzi

Having recently been bamboozled into posing naked for infamous paparazzo Luigi Fanchini, mortified songbird Cheryl Crow has decided to permanently hide herself away from prying eyes within an underground swimming pool. The famously modest Girls Al...

Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Visit Convalescent Homes

Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Visit Convalescent Homes

Lindsay Lohan with her lesbian lover Samantha Ronson visit women's convalescent homes to ease the loneliness of single elderly women. During their visits they bring the women lingerie which they have not worn since they were

 The Spoof
Added: 30 October 2009
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Miley Cyrus Criticized For Her Crotch-grabbing Performance

POCATELLO, Idaho - Miley Cyrus was on stage performing at Pocatello's Mr. Potato Head Arena, when all of a sudden in the middle of her song "Ooh La La, I'm In La La Land" she

 The Spoof
Added: 30 October 2009