Stories Archive by Month - December

The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Braless Woman In Red Miniskirt Knocks Down Pope Benedict Xvi

Braless Woman In Red Miniskirt Knocks Down Pope Benedict Xvi

VATICAN CITY - A woman wearing a red miniskirt and no bra vaulted over a wooden barrier and tackled Pope Benedict XVI (#16 in your program guide) as he was walking down the aisle at

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Bacon Brownies An Al-qaeda Plot?

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 Daily Discord
Added: 26 December 2009
Post-divorce Kate Gosselin Hosts New Reality Tv Show: "Ex-Wives Gone Wild!"

Post-divorce Kate Gosselin Hosts New Reality Tv Show: "Ex-Wives Gone Wild!"

Just moments after her appearance on the nationally syndicated Jay Leno Show last Friday making her announcement that the judge finalized her divorce to Jon Gosselin earlier in the day and her public declaration: "I'm

 The Spoof
Added: 26 December 2009
Hell's Angel Bikers Get Their Butts Kicked By High School Musical Star!

Hell's Angel Bikers Get Their Butts Kicked By High School Musical Star!

Zac Efron was feeling the shots of Jack Daniels bourbon as he finished arm wrestling fellow logger Lou Winslow. Zac, a 34 year old career lumberjack had just finished a hard days work of cutting

Giant Chunnel Rats Disrupt Holiday Travel Plans

Giant Chunnel Rats Disrupt Holiday Travel Plans

Hundreds of holiday travelers going between mainland Europe and Britain were stranded in the Chunnel for six hours as their train was surrounded by Giant Chunnel Rats, authorities now confirm. The vicious rodents circled the

 The Spoof
Added: 25 December 2009
Dannii Minogue Says She Resents Living In Cheryl Cole's "Nude" Shadow

Dannii Minogue Says She Resents Living In Cheryl Cole's "Nude" Shadow

LONDON - X-Factor judge Dannii Minogue revealed to her hairdresser that she is beginning to resent living in Cheryl Cole's nude shadow. Minogue said that every time she picks up The London Hand-Held Daily Mirror, The

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Taylor Swift Sends Kanye West An Interesting Christmas Present

MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin - Taylor Swift has won more music awards in 2009, than any other recording artist in the history of recording awards. The native of Pennsylvania performed before a sold-out audience of 85,123 at

 The Spoof
Added: 25 December 2009
Kristen Stewart: Kissing Rob Pattinson Is 'Weird And Awkward'

Kristen Stewart: Kissing Rob Pattinson Is 'Weird And Awkward'

Twilght actress Kristen Stewart revealed to 'Teen Beat' readers her feelings about kissing fellow actor and heart throb Rob Pattinson on screen. "Kissing Rob felt weird the first time because his lips tasted awful!' Claims Stewart.