Stories Archive by Month - December
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66 stories from: Week 52, December 2009
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Mere days after a failed suicide bombing aboard a Detroit-bound civilian aircraft, TSA officials worked around the clock to come up with an instrument to detect explosive devices taped to the scrotum of suspected terrorists.
YUMA, Arizona - Tiger Woods turned 34 on Wednesday, December 30. And for his birthday his attorneys drove him to Yuma, Arizona, where he was registered into The Prickly Saguaro Cactus Rehabilitation Center.
Alvin McFlannel and
MANCHESTER - Amy Winehouse was due to perform a concert in Manchester's Magnificent Manc Stadium on New Year's Eve, but she has had to cancel due to an overabundance of milk in her brand new
On the last day of 2009, an auspicious day by any reckoning, a 'blue moon' will appear in the skies surrounding the entire planet of Earth.
'Numerologists have been warning about this planetary convergence for centuries',
Pop tart and singer Britney Spears admitted that she is upset that pictures of her naked crotch (taken when she exited a taxi in a short skit and without panties) were not selected as the
If you had any doubt that America is on the bullet-train to Shitville, just take a gander at this whole John & Kate calamity. Honestly, why are we still talking about this? Why were
HOLLYWOOD - The pop music icon Britney Spears has stated that now that her "Circus Tour" is over she has decided to leave her blonde locks and her somewhat checkered past behind her.
Spears told her
PIMLICO, England - X-Factor winner Joe McElderry was in The Bitter Lime Tree Recording Studio working on his upcoming album when he was asked several personal questions.
The first question was what is the first thing
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