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Stephen Hawking Says Santa Claus Not Real

Stephen Hawking Says Santa Claus Not Real

The world's mightiest intellect has caused controversy by announcing that Father Christmas does not exist. In a brilliant interview in the Guardian, Europe's foremost newspaper for top thinkers, Hawking, who is literally a human brain, states

 Stephen Hawking dead, died 2009
 The Spoof
Added: 03 September 2010, Popularity Index:  10.94%
Composite Cheryl Cole/katie Price Nude Photo Hits Every Bingo Button!

Composite Cheryl Cole/katie Price Nude Photo Hits Every Bingo Button!

A hybrid nude photograph, half Cheryl Cole and half Katie Price has become the latest 'Most Viewed' icon on the internet. Three quarters of the female 'humanoid' is genuine Cheryl Cole. Including her face.

Stephen Hawking To Compete On Robot Wars And Ultimate Fighter

Stephen Hawking To Compete On Robot Wars And Ultimate Fighter

In the beginning there was God, and then, there wasn't, because Stephen Hawking came, he saw, he kicked his arse! And then he said "God did not create the universe; the laws of physics were

 Stephen Hawking dead, died 2009
 The Spoof
Added: 03 September 2010, Popularity Index:  9.38%
Chelsea To Swap Peter Crouch For Nicolas Anelka

Chelsea To Swap Peter Crouch For Nicolas Anelka

Straight after losing the Community Shield to Manchester United, Chelsea players gathered in the shower where they unanimously decided to appeal for Abramovich to sign Peter Crouch. "You've got to hand it to Crouchie. He's

 Premiership footy (football/soccer) jokes and stories
 The Spoof
Added: 09 August 2010, Popularity Index:  7.81%
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Rooney Booed By Chelsea Rent Boys

Eye witness reports have confirmed that dozens of Manchester United fans had to be administered oxygen by paramedics at yesterday's Community Shield Wembley showpiece between Manchester United and Chelsea. "What's that all about then?" one Manches...

 Premiership footy (football/soccer) jokes and stories
 The Spoof
Added: 09 August 2010, Popularity Index:  7.81%
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Obama: Things Could Be Worse! You Could Be Burning In The Flames of Hell!

WASHINGTON D.C. – President Obama chided a reporter this afternoon in the Rose Garden after being asked how much worse things are expected to get. The reporter was referring to unemployment and the number of

 Barack Obama Funny News Stories
 The Daily Rash
Added: 17 August 2010, Popularity Index:  7.81%
Steven Gerrard 'A Bit Nervous' Say Friends

Steven Gerrard 'A Bit Nervous' Say Friends

Close friends of Liverpool and England skipper Steven Gerrard revealed to Skoob Sports News this morning that Stevie G appeared to be 'a bit nervous.' One source confided that Stevie was 'on edge' as he took

Joe Cole Proves He's A Crap Penalty Taker - Cheryl Cole Says 'Dancing' Derek Hough Would Have Made A Better Job of It

Joe Cole Proves He's A Crap Penalty Taker - Cheryl Cole Says 'Dancing' Derek Hough Would Have Made A Better Job of It

Latest news - final score not in yet. Liverpool FC, leading 1-0 from a Ryan Babel goal on half time uncharacteristically playing for a penalty at the Kop end in their Europa League tie against