Michael Jackson funny stories and jokes - satire links and funny stories

Funny stories collected from around the internet about the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. He\'s the freak everyone likes to talk about.

Michael Jackson's death has affected us all, to varying degrees. Much of the internet community is scourging the web for interesting stories about him but truth is there are always some horrible, awful people who want to make fun of him and are searching for jokes about his lifestyle, his nose, children/kiddie jokes and so on.

It's unfair, yes, but it's the way of things. Michael Jackson funny stories are all over the place because he was an extraordarily funny guy. And we mean that in every sense.

Hope you enjoy some of these stories collected from the internet.
Jesse Jackson Claims Tea Party Racists Stole His Cadillac....in Detroit!

Jesse Jackson Claims Tea Party Racists Stole His Cadillac....in Detroit!

Race Baiter and Hate Monger the Reverend (sic) Jesse Jackson today claimed that the perpetrators who stole his Cadillac Escalade while he was at a Detroit Strip Club "must have been those White Tea Party

 The Spoof
Added: 04 September 2010
Top Demolition Derby Team Give Race Seat To George Michael

Top Demolition Derby Team Give Race Seat To George Michael

Pop Star recluse George Michael is branching out into the world of motorsport with the surprise announcement that he is to be number one race driver with leading Demolition Derby Race team 'Amoco AssBusters'. "With George's

 The Spoof
Added: 03 September 2010
Heidi Montag's Plastic Gate Update - She Says She Is Afraid Her Nose Will Fall of  Like Michael Jackson's Did

Heidi Montag's Plastic Gate Update - She Says She Is Afraid Her Nose Will Fall of Like Michael Jackson's Did

SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, California - Heidi Montag was in The San Fernando Valley to purchase some peaches so she could make her favorite desert Caramelized Peach Cobbler Parfait. When asked how she was doing she replied

 The Spoof
Added: 28 August 2010
Autopsy Photographs of Michael Jackson Disappear From La Police Dept!

Autopsy Photographs of Michael Jackson Disappear From La Police Dept!

After holding onto the Michael Jackson autopsy photographs for nearly a year until it was decided whose property they were, a search for the photographs has turned up empty. "We're going to get to the bottom

 The Spoof
Added: 25 August 2010
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Children's Railway In Budapest Turns 60

The children's railway in the hills on the outskirts of Budapest this weekend celebrated the 60th anniversary of its first launch on August 20, 1950.

 The Chortler
Added: 22 August 2010
Michael Douglas Will "Probably Never Go To Wetwang"

Michael Douglas Will "Probably Never Go To Wetwang"

Michael Douglas, the Hollywood movie star who is married to that Welsh bird, Catherine Zeta Jones, is unlikely ever to make it to the village of Wetwang in East Yorkshire, and it's not because of

 The Spoof
Added: 18 August 2010
Pop Star Justin Bieber Plans Comeback World Tour For 2035

Pop Star Justin Bieber Plans Comeback World Tour For 2035

16 year pop Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber announced today that he plans on making a 'comeback' world tour in 2035 when he is 41 years old.

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 18 August 2010
God To Michael Douglas: Throat Cancer Or Cancel 'Wall Street' Sequel; You Decide.

God To Michael Douglas: Throat Cancer Or Cancel 'Wall Street' Sequel; You Decide.

Jesus H. Christ, speaking for God, has made a shocking announcement, in light of Oscar-winner Michael Douglas' sad diagnosis of throat cancer. "My Father has decided that We will noy sit idly by," said Christ, 38,

 The Spoof
Added: 17 August 2010

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