Premiership footy (football/soccer) jokes and stories - satire links and funny stories

With hundreds of funny stories, jokes and anecdotes being written about footy, the premiership and "star" players, thought it might be an idea to section them off here and publicise them. Soccer isn't immediately an obvious place for funny stories but with football rivalry being as it is, there's a lot of micky taking going on.

Hope you find this particular selection of footballing jokes as funny as I do.
Football Widow Refuses To Wear Black Armband

Football Widow Refuses To Wear Black Armband

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Added: 08 November 2012
Manchester United Boss Quits Football To Manage Scotland

Manchester United Boss Quits Football To Manage Scotland

Sir Alex Ferguson has sensationally called time on his football career by signing a three-year deal to manage Scotland.

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Added: 07 November 2012
Football Transfer-talk Journalist In Showdown Talks With Bosses

Football Transfer-talk Journalist In Showdown Talks With Bosses

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Added: 02 November 2012
Football Fans Urged To Shop Around For Cheaper Clubs To Support

Football Fans Urged To Shop Around For Cheaper Clubs To Support

With Britains football clubs raising the price of a season ticket by around 11% this year, David Cameron is urging fans to shop around for a better deal.

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Added: 19 October 2012
Compensation For Lack of Football During England Games Could Go Back Decades

Compensation For Lack of Football During England Games Could Go Back Decades

The Football Association is set to open the floodgates for an avalanche of compensation claims after it indicated it would refund fans for the lack of football on display during England internationals, according to a

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Added: 19 October 2012
Non-league Football Club Announces Sponsorship Deal With Local Loan-shark Big Dave

Non-league Football Club Announces Sponsorship Deal With Local Loan-shark Big Dave

Northern League Division 2 club Tow Law Town has announced a sponsorship deal with Big Dave, a local usurer who has provided the area with a ready supply of doorstep credit since 1976.

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Added: 11 October 2012
Corporate Execs Welcome News That Liking Football No Longer Compulsory

Corporate Execs Welcome News That Liking Football No Longer Compulsory

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Added: 01 October 2012
Fa Launches Lets Kick Climate Change Denial Out of Football Campaign

Fa Launches Lets Kick Climate Change Denial Out of Football Campaign

Football fans who make offensive

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Added: 28 September 2012

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