Penis - satire links and funny stories

A collection of the best penis related stories from around the web. If there's something on the web that people like writing about, it's their penises. Oh, there's lots of synonyms I could use, many of them crude and most of them hilarious.

Here are some of my favourite synonyms for Penis:

Cock
Dick
Johnson
John-Thomas
Middle Stump
Todger
Weiner

Anyway, enough of all that, get reading these wicked penis stories.
Coach Jimmy Johnson Working Overtime To Enlarge Your Penis

Coach Jimmy Johnson Working Overtime To Enlarge Your Penis

MIAMI, FLORIDA – Former NFL coach Jimmy Johnson is a man with a mission. His obsession with completing that mission is so consuming that it overshadows the glory and grandeur of his former college and

 The Daily Rash
Added: 23 August 2010
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Miley Cyrus Setting Web For Justin Bieber, "Come On Over!"

After having her latest live-in boyfriend Liam Hemsworth thrown out after a confrontation with her dad, Miley Cyrus has been threatening to move out. However, it seems that she has suddenly eyeballed 16-year-old Justin Bieber. "I

 The Spoof
Added: 20 August 2010
Latest Eastenders Shock Storyline - Phil Mitchell To Become Addicted To Writing Spoofs

Latest Eastenders Shock Storyline - Phil Mitchell To Become Addicted To Writing Spoofs

Eastenders hard man and current crack cocaine addict Phil Mitchell is set to appear in the soaps most controversial storyline yet - he will become addicted to writing spoofs. The crippling addiction begins after Mitchell gets

 The Spoof
Added: 16 August 2010
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Colonial Tourist Claims Title of "Man With World's Largest Penis" After Airport Scan At Jfk !

Due to unintended consequences, a normal man, quite ordinary in fact according to neighbors, was recently found to be "The Man With The World's Largest Penis' after a full body scan as he passed through

 The Spoof
Added: 09 August 2010
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Satire-writer Bemoans 'Dumbing-down' of Spoof Web-site

A long-standing spoof contributor of some renown has sensationally quit today, lamenting the 'dumbing-down' of his favourite web-site, 'TheSpoof.com.' Retired headmaster Herbert Posset, more widely known as his pseudonym, Prof. Edward de Vere OBE,...

 The Spoof
Added: 29 July 2010
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Identity of Lewes Penis Poster Revealed

Police say that they are confident that they have identified the person featured in large images of a cock, which were put up all around the peaceful town of Lewes in Sussex. The posters which

 The Daily Hubbub
Added: 26 July 2010
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Lady Gaga Does Not Have A Penis - It's An Overdeveloped Clitoris - Claims London Bus Driver

London bus driver Theopholis Papadopuolos McMurphy today re-ignited the controversy over whether or not Lady Gaga has a penis, by tossing a new theory into the mix. McMurphy postulated the theory that Lady Gaga's penis isn't

 The Spoof
Added: 16 July 2010
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Midget Falls For Enlargement Ad, Penis Grows Disproportionately Large

Hugh Jawilly is a height-challenged 18-year old male who knew in his heart of hearts that he was never going to grow any bigger. At 4'3", Hugh is now fully grown according to his physicians.

 The Spoof
Added: 15 July 2010

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