Cheryl Cole and Simon Cowell - satire links and funny stories

This is a page dedicated to all the funny stories about Cheryl Cole - Ashley - and Simon Cowell, all the best stories that are bound to come out over the next month or so. They are hilarious and all the humour to be had out of the press and media hullabaloo. It's also about the X-Factor which has something to do with it, you know, the bands, the acts, the judges spats - everything!

Jump headway, if you like into the spats between gorgeous Cheryl Cole (who apparently likes Newcastle) and the bizarelly coiffured Simon Cowell. She also has a famous premiership husband/not-husband Ashley, who it appears has perhaps maybe put it about a bit over the past few months.

Love it or hate it, the X-Factor is always full of funny stories and a good laugh. And the public absolutely love Cheryl and Ashley. They're like the new Beckhams but fun!
Jennifer Thompson And Sarah Purnell To Make Sex Movie?

Jennifer Thompson And Sarah Purnell To Make Sex Movie?

Erstwhile girlfriend of Ashley Cole and lap-dancer, Sarah Purnell and Bolton prostitute, Jennifer Thompson who boasts Wayne Rooney amongst her clients, have announced plans to star jointly in a sex film. 'It seems the right time

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Added: 07 September 2010
Cheryl Cole Lookalike Goes Shopping In Asda

Cheryl Cole Lookalike Goes Shopping In Asda

A woman who slightly resembles singer Cheryl Cole was spotted at Asda yesterday. The attractive lady parked her Audi in a supermarket car park, got out, locked it and collected a trolley. She then pushed

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Added: 07 September 2010
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Cheryl Cole's 2011 Semi-nude Calendar Will Definitely Break Some Records

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole and her Dancing With The Stars boyfriend Derek Hough recently had a great time at Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion. The happy couple attended Hef's Summertime Lingerie Party where they got to

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Added: 24 August 2010
Derek Hough, Cheryl Cole, Ryan Seacrest, And Julianne Hough Throw The Biggest Nude Beach Party In The History of Malibu Beach

Derek Hough, Cheryl Cole, Ryan Seacrest, And Julianne Hough Throw The Biggest Nude Beach Party In The History of Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - America's most popular dancing couple Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough and his English girlfriend Cheryl "The Dancing Doll" Cole, together with Derek's sister Julianne Hough, and her American Idol boyfriend Ryan Seacrest

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Added: 24 August 2010
Composite Cheryl Cole/katie Price Nude Photo Hits Every Bingo Button!

Composite Cheryl Cole/katie Price Nude Photo Hits Every Bingo Button!

A hybrid nude photograph, half Cheryl Cole and half Katie Price has become the latest 'Most Viewed' icon on the internet. Three quarters of the female 'humanoid' is genuine Cheryl Cole. Including her face.

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Added: 23 August 2010
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Tonight's Cheryl Cole TV Collapse To Attract 15m Viewers

ITV bosses and TV guru Simon Cowell are expecting a bumper 15 million fans to tune in at 7.30 tonight for the start of the seventh series of X Factor. Advanced publicity photos of Cheryl Cole

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Added: 22 August 2010
Joe Jonas And Ashley Greene Kissing Up A Storm In Soho, New York

Joe Jonas And Ashley Greene Kissing Up A Storm In Soho, New York

SOHO, New York - Joe Jonas and girlfriend Ashley Greene, know collectively as 'Jay Gee' were seen shopping in downtown Soho and looking happier than a homeless person who just hit a $10 million lotto. The

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Added: 22 August 2010
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Cheryl Cole Didn't Look At All Well On Last Night's X-factor

Just in from Skoob Entertainment News's showbiz correspondent, Buffty Ginslinger. In an ambulance, en route to A&E at University College Hospital on Euston Road. It seems that the nation's sweetheart (unless you happen to be a lavatory

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Added: 22 August 2010

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