American Idol - satire links and funny stories

American Idol - the annual reason to spend lots of money voting for people you really shouldn't actually care about. But every year there are the triumphs of hilarity as all the funny stories come out about the contestants, and especially about Simon Cowell.

The judging is harsh, the comments harsher - the result, funny! This year sees American Idol really go for it with contestants that are more fun to laugh at than ever. If we could have chosen a bunch of people who were more likely to give their all but deliver so little, these were the guys. And when Cowell gets hold of them, that's when the fun starts.
Simon Cowell States That Chloe Mafia Will Not Be Banned From X-factor Simply Because She Is A Prostitute

Simon Cowell States That Chloe Mafia Will Not Be Banned From X-factor Simply Because She Is A Prostitute

LONDON - The CEO of 19th Hole Productions Simon Cowell has made it abundantly clear that he has no intention of banning Chloe Mafia from participating in his reality show X-Factor simply because she is

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Added: 02 September 2010
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Simon Cowell Livid After Spanish Villa Wrecked

X-Factor supremo, Simon Cowell, is said to be livid after his select hopefuls apparently held a party in his three hundred million pound Spanish Villa in Marbella and trashed it. A source inside the X-Factor listed

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Added: 01 September 2010
Ousted American Idol Judge Kara Dioguardi Is Reportedly Still Very Devastated

Ousted American Idol Judge Kara Dioguardi Is Reportedly Still Very Devastated

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kara DioGuardi's hair stylist FuFi Fondue confided that DioGuardi is still devastated at having been fired by American Idol Producer Simon Shindlebocker. Kara told FuFi that she devoted all of her time to

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Added: 22 August 2010
Miss Nude Universe Contestants Stage Nude Catfight Telethon To Raise Flood-aid.  Phone Lines Now Open!  Ban Ki Moon Thrilled To Bits With Amount Raised

Miss Nude Universe Contestants Stage Nude Catfight Telethon To Raise Flood-aid. Phone Lines Now Open! Ban Ki Moon Thrilled To Bits With Amount Raised

With cries of "Our money is as good as anybody's money", 152 Miss Nude Universe contestants tumbled and rumbled, grabbed and groaned, pulled and tugged , huffed and puffed and contorted their way to the

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Added: 21 August 2010
Obama: If Shania Twain Becomes American Idol Judge, We'll Nuke Canada

Obama: If Shania Twain Becomes American Idol Judge, We'll Nuke Canada

President Obama made history today by threatening to launch a nuclear offensive against Canada, should Canadian songstress Shania Twain become a Judge on American Idol. "That woman ruined pop music from 1997 to 2000," said Obama,

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Added: 14 August 2010
Donald Trump Claims He And Carrie Prejean Would Make Excellent Idol Judges

Donald Trump Claims He And Carrie Prejean Would Make Excellent Idol Judges

Donald Trump is the latest celebrity to throw his hat in the ring and beg for a judge's seat on the next season of American Idol. He also believes that former Miss California USA, Carrie

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Added: 12 August 2010
American Government Quits

American Government Quits

Today, in an unprecedented move, the entire United States Government, walked off the job. The Executive, Senate, Congress and Supreme Court branches all, threw their arms up in disgust, and left their posts.

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Added: 08 August 2010
A Confused Senator Nelson Refuses To Confirm American Idol Judge Nomination

A Confused Senator Nelson Refuses To Confirm American Idol Judge Nomination

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Added: 07 August 2010

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