The Oscars 2011 - satire links and funny stories

This year's Oscars - 2011 - ah, a beautiful time to be a film celebrity. You know how it goes, one minute you're up there with the best, the next, you're being taken down a peg or two by failing miserably in a category for which you clearly thought you ere a shoe in.

Here are all the funniest stories, slip-ups and gags from this year's Oscars. Presented to you as a "best of the web" these are the funny jokes made about all those in the Oscars from the celebrities themselves, the slips they make, and the films which succeed or fail. Enjoy!
Kerry Katona & Peter Andre's Lovechild: "It'll Slip Out Like A Wet Fish"

Kerry Katona & Peter Andre's Lovechild: "It'll Slip Out Like A Wet Fish"

Talentless alcoholic pillhead, Kerry Katona (aka Kerry Katatonic), is expecting her fifth child and this time it's the bastard lovechild of permatanned leatherman, Peter Andre. Andre - who has no freckles because they all slid off

 The Spoof
Added: 30 August 2010
Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip At Exclusive Hamptons Resort

Hillary Clinton Suffers Nip Slip At Exclusive Hamptons Resort

Reporters are picking up a story being circulated among the hired help at an exclusive Hamptons, NY Resort where Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and her husband, former President Bill Clinton vacationed this weekend. According

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Added: 26 August 2010
Top 11 Other Oscars Won By The Star Trek Movies

Top 11 Other Oscars Won By The Star Trek Movies

On Sunday night, Star Trek won an Oscar for Best Makeup. What you may not have known is the franchise has won 11 other Academy Awards. And the awards went to...

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Added: 09 March 2010
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The Academy Awards: Hurt Locker Wins Best Picture

HOLLYWOOD - The Hurt Locker An Iraq war film about an army disposal bomb squad has won this year's Academy Award for Best Picture. James Cameron's ex-wife Kathyrn Bigelow, directed the Academy Award winning film and

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Added: 08 March 2010
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The Academy Awards: Sandra Bullock Wins The Oscar For Best Actress

HOLLYWOOD - Sandra Bullock beat out the highly favored Meryl Streep and Helen Mirren to win the Academy Award for Best Actress. Bullock won for her performance in the movie Blind Side, which is not the

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Added: 08 March 2010
The Academy Awards: Jeff Bridges Wins The Oscar For Best Actor

The Academy Awards: Jeff Bridges Wins The Oscar For Best Actor

HOLLYWOOD - After five nominations, Jeff Bridges has finally won an Oscar for best actor. The son of Lloyd Bridges and brother of Beau Bridges won for his portrayal of Otis "Bad Apple" Blake in

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Added: 08 March 2010
Cheryl Cole Gets Last Minute Oscar Nomination

Cheryl Cole Gets Last Minute Oscar Nomination

Breaking news from Hollywood, the land of the mountain bike, is suggesting that Girls Aloud chanteuse, text victim, X-Factor judge and 5'3" pocket dynamo, our very own Cheryl Cole has been nominated at the eleventh

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Added: 07 March 2010
Massive Oscar 2010 Bets For Helen Mirren And Colin Firth

Massive Oscar 2010 Bets For Helen Mirren And Colin Firth

The betting industry was sent into a tailspin today when massive bets were laid on British actors Helen Mirren and James Firth to win Oscars on Sunday night. Essex Bookmaker Leonard Mealwood declared today that a

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Added: 06 March 2010

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